Then maybe you should be helping me!” was my thought last night regarding the people I’m theoretically going to be helping to get their finances in order. Let me explain. Last night I attended the first training session for Pa’amonim the volunteer organization that helps people to help themselves by getting their financial situation in better shape through better budgeting. The meeting took place on the TA University campus and I was really surprised by the number of people who turned up to find out about becoming volunteers. The room was a large lecture hall and it was more than half full –I’m guessing the number of people there at around 60-70. This was definitely a surprise because, at least in the States, programs training sessions for interested volunteers for social projects generally attract no more than 20 or so people at the most, especially if it is not to be a quick meeting but rather a 2 and a half hour affair.

It wasn’t really quite what I was expecting though and I think most of the people who attended are accountants and so forth already. The first hour was taken up by a guy who was very enthusiastic but who pretty much said the same thing in various ways and didn’t give any concrete information. The next hour was to be the nitty gritty ok, so this is how you actually do the things to help people. This is where the problems for me started. They handed out an eye-blurring form that we need to learn to use to figure out people’s current expenditures and they began explaining to us how we fill it out. We got a packet that included sample electric bills and so forth that we were supposed to use to find the information to plug into the various lines of this budget thing. The explanation was where the problems first came in. The guy would say things like, “so on page 3 the correct number to put in on this line is 22,.4″ It is? Wait, there are 500 different numbers on this page and NONE of them are 22,4 –where did you get this number? He averaged something but which column did he average? Wait, wait…And then there were the numbers he seemed to pull out of thin air “why is he putting down 100″ for average dental costs there is nothing on this page even remotely referring to dental costs, there isn’t anything to average….? What, how?

And it wasn’t just me and my seriously bad hebrew that was the problem. Sitting next to me was an equally confused (well, ok no doubt less confused, but still quite confused) native hebrew speaker. The guy on the other side of me, sitting there with his calculator stopped searching and squinting through the pages of mind-blurring numbers about halfway through the exercise and simply waited for the correct number to appear on the screen. Neither I, nor the native hebrew speaker beside me, had ever heard of a lot of the things we were supposed to be searching for among this financial nightmare that is called “your average family bills.”

When we arrive to help a family the idea is that the family will have at the ready their financial records going back for a year –all their bank statements, all their electric bills, all their medical bills, and so forth ready for us to roll up our sleeves and find these funky numbers. They should be able to accurately tell me how much they spend per year on all kinds of things that won’t be in those lovely bills. Who has this information? Who is this organized? Who can make such an accurate assessment of their average yearly dental expensives, or their average yearly you name it? If you are this organized you don’t need my help, you need to be helping me!

I’m planning to go to the next training session but without my homework –calculating my own expenses for the past 6 months. I simply don’t have the hours it would take to call all the places I’d have to call to get the information to even begin doing this. And he never explained where those numbers from thin air came from so even if I had them all at the ready my thin-air numbers would no doubt be wrong…amazed ringtone lone starpals play accringtonadult warrington contacts in floridaalkaline trio ringtoneringtone alda phone cellgracies barrington amazingringtone siemens a71america ringtones siemens sl56 Map