I couldn’t decide on the title for this one, with some of the runner-ups being “They really don’t pay us enough for this dangerous job!” and “Uhhhh can we have the boycott instead?!”

I’m talking, of course, about the terrorist cell they arrested, that had two Israelis in it and that was planning to assassinate Israeli “pilots, scientists, and university lecturers.” Umm hmmm, makes that idea of being internationally condemned and boycotted seem like a really nice alternative to being assassinated . Boy, they really don’t pay us enough!

All joking aside, that is like, veeeeerrry disconcerting. I think the most disconcerting part is the father of one of these guys told the judge that he doesn’t think there is too much wrong with what his son was planning, that he sees a difference between acts of terror against innocent people, which he objects to, and what he views as legitimate resistance like the plan to target pilots.

Uhh but Hellooooo both you and your son are Israeli citizens and that legitimate resistance you are talking about is attacking and killing your fellow citizens. If you would like to think this, and by all means feel free, please leave your citizenship permanently at the door and step on out of this country. Thanks.